Do you like being treated like like dog shit?
If getting your bollocks trampled on by an exceptionally expensive leather clad dominatrix is starting to loose the pleasure it once gave you then fear no more, your dignity and shame can be lost in equal measure without the pain. All you have to do is go shopping in Marks and Spencer during 'HRT' hour. 6.30pm-8.30pm is the time when pastel clad, spectacle wearing, middle aged, middle class women roam the isles looking at all and sundry like they are the lowest scum known to man, these women will twat you with their copy of the daily mail should you come to close. You have been warned.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 21:40, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"the isles"?
HA!
(knackerz is skinning up, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 6:43, Reply)

I liked
'leather glad' and 'pastel clad'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I didn't like
"loose it's"
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 13:50, Reply)

How do you spell cunt?
Never mind, worked it out. Thanks for the inspiration.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:00, Reply)

That sounds like an extreme sport.
I'll start a twitter feed and print some t-shirts, you go sign up Waitrose to sponsor the event.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 22:40, Reply)