Blood. BLOOD. BLOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Fact: a well-mixed combination of water, glycerine and FD&C Red 40 can act as a passable substitute for blood. Mix it with a little saccharin (< 0.1% by weight) to improve the taste.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you told the dialysis people?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 6:20, Reply)

If that's the case...
Why do they keep asking for blood donors?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Snobbery.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 22:39, Reply)