They'll tell you that you are
while you're still together. So after a break up she tells you otherwise, she's either been lying to you all that time or she's saying the opposite just to twist the knife.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

We are sorry for you
And your unfortunate endowment, and conflicting experiences.

One of my burds and I were simply having a conversation about the best way to dump a chap, and we came to the conclusion that this little tidbit should be included in the package (bad puns intended).
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Besides
anything over a mouthful is a waste anyway
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:59, Reply)

True
Deep-throat is over-rated
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 1:00, Reply)