Woken up with a hangover
After spending too much time/money the pub the night before? Feel a bit sick and tired and can't face going to work?

Then call your boss and tell him you're sick and you won't be coming in that day. To make it more convincing, take a second day off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:17, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've gotta love that second day
when your hangover has all but gone and your stuck with copious amounts of tea and daytime T.V.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Don't forget
to put on your poorly voice.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:03, Reply)

And don't forget
to answer the phone in your poorly voice just in case.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Phone in as soon as possible after waking up,
more phlegm and croakier voice makes you sound more believeable
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 9:56, Reply)

dont forget
when you get back to work, claim your still ill / not quite right, and that you were two minds whether to come in today either.

Becuase thats what everyone says when they are genuinely ill - dont they?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 12:21, Reply)