Want to increase moral at work?
Find the office cnut (normaly your boss) and regulary cough on their keyboard. The more that you can get to join in, the more sick days that person has to take, the happier your work enviroment will be!
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have too many morales
To do a thing like that.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

whereas i have none.
*splutters*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 6:00, Reply)