Building a time-machine
and going back to when you were 13 in order to wank yourself off lets you know what it would feel like to be gay, straight and a paedophile all at the same time.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 2:16, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What if you've had a sex change in the meantime?
- Would this still make you gay?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

hmm
I think you may end up sending your younger self into therapy.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

"All You Zombies"
by Robert Heinlein
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Also...
...it solves the mystery of that creepy guy who appeared in your bedroom one night when you were thirteen and made such an impression that you cry yourself to sleep with self-loathing and disgust for the next thirteen years.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)