Barack Obama's stimulus package
Is not a euphemism for his big willy
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet it is really
and has a little titter to himself inside whenever he says it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Nah
... to busy wonderin' where all the white wimmin at
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Barack Obama doesn't mince his words
He'll call a 20" anal invader a 20" anal invader.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Have you noticed when he's speaking,
he never addresses the people in front, he turns from facing the 10 o'clock position to the 2 o'clock position with no regard for those in between.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I have noticed this
Also I've noticed.. He doesn't seem to speak like a regular human being. It's like an attempt to be Optimus Prime. Like a crack squad of behavourial therapists have drilled into him the most efficient way to present. BOOMING LEADERSHIP RARR
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I'd follow Optimus Prime.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:33, Reply)