If you're female
and want to watch England vs Mexico, go into the bar that's filled with Mexicans to watch the match. For some reason, they will give you a free drink every time England score.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:03, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is that just because
you promised to remove an item of clothing?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 24 May 2010, 21:10, Reply)

It can't have been.
I did the same and I was asked to leave.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 25 May 2010, 2:26, Reply)

I was going to suggest you should be careful.
They may be trying to get you drunk in order to take advantage.
Then I remembered you said every time England score.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:50, Reply)