Why, thank you.
Is this a service you provide for all B3TA members? (pun intended)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

In the Gumtree mailing list thing a few years ago
I saw a notice from a plumber offering "plumbing work in return for hand job"

I imagine a handjob, even from a classy escort is going to be cheaper than a plumber. So I was thinking of setting up an agency. Someone needs a plumber, they pay me for the work and then I hire the services of a discreet masseuse. Install her in the house as the resident. Handjob plumber turns up, does the work, gets tugged off and then leaves satisfied.

I should even be able to get a government grant for creating 3 jobs; well 4 technically.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Brilliant Idea
Have a click - and if you hear of someone getting caught doing this on the news, it's not me. Honest.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)