Parents
Don't bother hoovering up peas or couscous until the day after your toddler drops them on the floor. This way they will dry out and be easily vacuumed instead of being soft and mashing into the carpet. This is actually a great excuse for giving up hoovering all together.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 6:36, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

never leave weetabix until the next day. fucking concrete.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:23, Reply)

and ready brek

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

and jizz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

and concrete

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

concrete takes 28 days

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)