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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Ladies...Tired of being the passive partner in sexual intercourse?
Apply a small amount of lube to your bloke's urethra and shag it with your clitoris.
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:26, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It doesn't hurt, porky!It's a bit 'nothingy' really, for me at least. The wife bloody loves it though!
(, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Inserting......anything into the meatus can be very painfull and is generally to be avoided by everyone but those with medical training.
(, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)
this is probably the most genuinely funny thing ive read for weeks*wipes tears from eyes
(, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)
But, butmy girlfriend's clitoris is bigger than my penis...
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 15:56,
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