Another toast one
Once you put the bread under the grill / into the toaster, run the plate under the hot tap for 30 seconds or so. This will heat the plate up enough to keep the toast warm otherwise the plate acts like a very efficient heatsink for your breakfast.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 9:58, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I tried this...
And the toast got wet. Shit tip.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:44, Reply)

ok smart arse
apply a tea towel. Or, in winter rest the plate on the radiator, though this may take longer
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

or just pop the plate under the grill or over the toaster for a moment?
saves running the hot tap and you'd be using otherwise wasted energy.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Simply put your toast on top of another piece of toast, thus avoiding all contact with the plate.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

or
grow a set and just eat the toast.
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Apply butter to your hands while you're waiting
Then squeeze the toast between them when it's popped.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)