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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Morcambe says "mooring terrestrial"
by spiking a thoroughbred mini steam-engine, whilst doubters test tuna.
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while liking inbred chinny cream benchers, though motors eat cunt
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
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Through verticality alone is not
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Splim splam! Your spoon is upended
But spastics make cumbersome welly-dodgers. Invest in diamond puppies!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Tuesday's child haunts the mash
when clowns disfigure the nitrogen. Alien cats FTW
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Several endings are insufficiently calamitous, naturally
Hoovering dustmen give off powerful radiation. Clamp your own wheels for better results
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
You are as beautiful as a bouquet of extracted teeth
but come Tuesday, throttle a wombat, preferably with the misaligned avarice of the pope's auxiliary artichoke
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