Papering your ceiling?
By constructing an oversize rotisserie, it's possible to rotate your house upside-down and hey presto, you're papering the floor.

Don't forget to nail the furniture down first. Oh and don't trip over the light fitting either.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't do this when it's raining - Your floorboards are not as waterproof as your roof and the water will collect in your loft space, making it almost impossible to rotate your house again.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 6:40, Reply)

If your house
has a good sub-floor void, make sure you have a sufficient damp-proof course.

Don't most lofts have air-bricks and the like to prevent the build up of various fumes to prevent you needing respiratory gear when retrieving/storing Xmas decorations?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I'm no expert...
...but around the eaves is vented but the apex seems pretty well sealed.
Still, even with a few inches of water in it, the total volume of water would only weigh a few kilograms. If if it rained constantly, you'd be finished papering before a substantial amount of water accumulated. The extra weight would be negligible compared to the weight of the rest of the house and your rotisserie would cope admirably. So my original warning can be deemed nonsense.

However, if you live in a terraced or semi-detached house: Please ask for permission from your neighbour(s) before rotating.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)