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 rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
 
	
	Erm ... erm ... don't judge others, erm ...
 	Or they might judge YOU! Erm ...
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 12:44,
	
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latest was 15 years ago)
 
	
	What if
 	you're a judge? eh? eh?
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 23:53,
	
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	Oh it's OK to judge people if you're a judge, obviously.
 	No - it's people in general that shouldn't judge others.
Unless they're judges, obviously.
In which case it's OK.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:26,
	
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	Found this spoon sir.
 	
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 Peej, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 13:33,
	
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	Ah. Er ...
 	Good work, Centurion.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 14:12,
	
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	But in Soviet Russia...
 	
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 idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 31 Oct 2010, 16:57,
	
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