When peeling tapering large root veg such as carrots and parsnips
Hold the thin end and peel the wide end with strokes away from you, as the skin left at the thin end affords more grip.
THEN hold the peeled thick end in your palm to grip easily as, even peeled, the taper means you can stroke away to peel the thin end and still hold on to the bastard.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:32, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or
simply have your wife do it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Or
don't eat vegetables like a big softy
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

softy gay
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:41, Reply)

So I have to have my wife do it AND be gay?
I do intend to eat the vegetables, not put them up other men's bottoms. No promises, mind.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Depends what vegetables
parsnips would work. Buggery by lettuce just sounds silly
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

But a cracking name for a band.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)