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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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simply have your wife do it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:05,
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Or
don't eat vegetables like a big softy
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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softy gay
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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So I have to have my wife do it AND be gay?
I do intend to eat the vegetables, not put them up other men's bottoms. No promises, mind.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 21:39,
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Depends what vegetables
parsnips would work. Buggery by lettuce just sounds silly
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:06,
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But a cracking name for a band.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 11:22,
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