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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Lost a testicle due to cancer?Get a prosthetic testicle implanted, and if you can talk him round, ask the surgeon to add another four. That way you can be known as pentabollock.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 14:26,
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Original bollock plus prosthetic bollock plus 4 additional makes you a hexabollock, surely.
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this is trueBut if someone said 'why are you called pentabollock?'
And you reply 'I have 5 bollocks, count them'
They'll just take your word for it.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:36,
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