Asda Groceries dot com
raise my hopes and fool me into thinking one of the many companies I'm applying for jobs at have sent me correspondence requesting my services by e-mailing me 4 times daily with your fantastic free delivery service over christmas. You can really hit me with a double whammy by not replying to any application I've sent you because things have become so desperate I'm considering stacking shelves for you at half the hourly rate I used to get as an elecfuckingtrician
(sonofstuj is exactly who you think he is, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 18:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

have you considered moving to Poland?

( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Good luck (meant sincerely).
Oh, by the way: On no account be tempted to actually order groceries from ASDA online, their utter ineptitude will have you punching the cat in the face. Repeatedly.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

^What she said.
Booking the 7-9pm delivery slot translates roughly as "Please bang on my door repeatedly at quarter to midnight, folloed by having a loud discussion about whether or not we've gone to bed."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Waitrose deliver.
Why would anyone have an Asda delivery when you can get Waitrose instead.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 20 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)