Kids....if your parents give you a laptop loaded with movies and games etc as a premature xmas present DONT say 'Thanks. What about the money for the motorbike I want?'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:26, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

laptops
are a good place to store magnets
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Good for weighing down bodies I think.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:30, Reply)

To which your response was
"And now you're on washing-up duty for the rest of the week."

It was reported to me that a nephew had said how much he looked forward to my present, as I always send money.

They get books now - cash is no longer an option.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Are they books
about serial killers?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:07, Reply)

No.
They're always my special picture books.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Nah, I'm going to do the old 'use screenshot of desktop as wallpaper' trick and let him think (by that I mean accuse him) that he has stuffed it. Probably let that carry on for a week or so. Then I'll save the day by 'fixing' it. Little bastard.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)