
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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You don't hear voices any more, and no longer have the urge to stare in fascination at blood trickling down your arm as you push the blade further, further into their gut, feeling them writhe in their death throes as you hear the life seeping from their lungs, since you are now a Master of Life and Death, and can dictate who lives and who dies, according to The Rules.
( , Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:52, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

are you "Laxative Man"?
"Oh no, after all those boiled eggs I'm proper stopped up and constipated"
WHOOSH!
"Thank god you're here laxative man! Hang on, wait until I get my trolleys off."
( , Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:28, Reply)
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