I work in the City
And a favourite past time of mine is to see if once a week I can get a cyclist off their bike :-)
The look on their little faces as they speed through a red light, only to be suddenly thrown off course by an angry pedestrian crossing the road. It's wonderful. I don't even have to go looking for them. The twunts are everywhere!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 14:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've been a few centimetres from murder.
one of these days I won't relent at the last second and that cyclist coming towards me on the pavement will be under the bus on the road.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Do it. Do it. Do it.
I've had a fair few go sliding down the road on their faces.
The cycle courier that grabbed my hair when I bollocked him for nearly running me down on a crossing ended up with more than one broken bone.
The trick is to walk off as if you barely noticed it happen...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

^What she said^
One pulled me to a halt for having the audacity to cross a Pedestrian Crossing on a green man.

"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CYCLIST DIE?!" he screamed.

"No" I responded.

"WELL I HAVE - IT'S NOT NICE!" he screamed.

I enquired if his concern for his safety was the reason why he wasn't wearing a helmet, and was jumping red lights.

"CUUUUUUUUUNT!" he screamed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I admire your restraint
I'd have had a fist going up through his chin if I'd encountered that reaction.
I'm normally quite placid, but when someone takes the piss like this, I just see red. It's why I kick cars that jump zebra crossings while I'm on them.
One day I'm gonna get caught thumping a cyclist - but I've been lucky so far.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 8:59, Reply)