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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Want to REALLY piss off your neighbours?Set fire to their house while they're away on holiday and, when they return, kill their children.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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Yeah, YEAH!That cat of theirs wont be shitting in YOUR garden again!
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excellent.Mitigating circumstances. I couldn't think of any myself.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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Except if they took the cat to a friends house..To be cat sat for the duration of their holiday. Didn't think of that did you.
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Yes, but, well, maybe if they had, err...hmm.
I didn't really think this one through, did I...
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ORyou could follow them overseas, kill one of the children, and then spread rumours in the tabloid press that they killed the child themselves.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 7:40,
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