during a lower sixth form school field trip, one of the girls arrived back at the coach looking most unhappy and rather wet
she'd gotten stuck in one of those chemical toilets and things had gone horribly wrong. poor girl, it can't have been nice, all dark and bleachy and wet. still, when she walked into the common room the next day (and for many more days, teenagers being so hilarious), the whole year started singing....

PORTALOO. COULDN'T ESCAPE IF SHE WANTED TO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:21, 5 replies)

ok close this one early
that wins it

no one else need bother
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:40, closed)

Conceded.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:44, closed)

You've reminded me of the whole common room chanting ”golden shower"
At some lad who managed to sleepwalk into his parents bedroom and pissed on his dad.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 22:41, closed)

How does the whole common room ever find out about this stuff?
Is it just that friendless kids will divulge absolutely anything just in case someone starts liking them?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 19:19, closed)

Nah, he was a reasonably well liked chap.
I think his brother was only a year younger than him so it came out that way.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 9 Mar 2014, 17:51, closed)