Well, well, well
My house has an old well in the yard. One afternoon I decided to investigate it and heaved off the concrete lid, which brilliant pivoted in the circular space and fell down into the well. Luckily the well was dry and rammed with rubbish so there was a free space of about 5 feet below the top. I could see the concrete lid lung on the pile of crap and foolishly decided to jump in to get it.

Now thinking back, it might just have been a plug of crap sitting on top of a deep week, but luckily it held me. I managed to get the lid back out of the hole and then realised that I was stuck in a hole with just my head sticking out and no one around. It's surprisingly difficult to get yourself pit of such a situation. After 10 minutes or so I was sweating profusely and trembling from the effort. I had my mobile phone in my hand, ready to call for help, but thought I'd give it one last go. May be it was the adrenaline but that time I managed to lever myself up and clamber out. Clothes covered in shit and me a sweaty trembling wreck. I sealed up the well after that.
(Smale is stuffed, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 16:03, 8 replies)

Yet more evidence that so-called 'natural selection' is a lie. Jesus loves morons.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 16:31, closed)

Hang about, you couldn't climb out of a five foot deep hole?
You pathetic noodle-armed cunt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:33, closed)

I'm assuming his basic body type is 'matchsticks stuck in a melon'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:13, closed)

Ah, the 'Fartbelmic' somatotype.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:41, closed)

Well however deep it was just the top of my head poked out and my feet couldn't touch the sides. Not very pleasant and yes, difficult to climb out of even with my relatively athletic physique.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:27, closed)

You couldn't pull yourself up from something below head height
and you're claiming an athletic physique?

Darts isn't athletics, petal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:33, closed)

Good job that wasn't a septic tank then or you'd be doubly covered in shit.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 20:19, closed)

Dear Mr Snyder
Your Batman reboot seems to be lacking everything.

Kind regards

All at Time Warner.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:54, closed)