he's a bit upset about the whole thing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:42, 2 replies)

So any reply to your witless posts is being upset?
Aren't you being a bit lazy there? Please come up with something original dear boy.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:45, closed)

You're upset enough to feel compelled to keep defending yourself.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:47, closed)

And you're so weak willed that you'll feel compelled to reply as long as I go on.
Only difference is, I've got a life. From seeing the number of posts you put on here, I don't think you could claim the same.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:52, closed)

no i trol u lol

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:53, closed)

I have been well and truly Leglessed, I tell you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:55, closed)

The best thing about this is that most of the lurkers have me, you, and badger on ignore
so to most readers this just looks like him having a mini nervous breakdown all on his own.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:14, closed)

Apropos of nothing
www.b3ta.com/questions/intensefriendships/post59086
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 22:01, closed)

alwez in r harts

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 22:07, closed)

never a truer word said

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:50, closed)

We don't all type as slowly as you, flower.
Some of us have the benefit of using our hands rather than a dobber. And it's not much of a life if you've spent your entire day defending your creepiness against random pricks on the internet.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:54, closed)

All day? Nope.
Random pricks? I think we both agree there.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:56, closed)

Over a hundred posts. More than a third of them from you. All defending the fact that you sniff after your colleagues in confined spaces.
You've had a really productive Sunday. Assuming your to-do list began "make b3ta aware that I'm the creepy office sex pest".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:08, closed)

Considering I started the thread, hardly surprising. Well, to an adult, it's not.
I'm sure if we look at stats on here we'd see you spend considerably more time on here than me. By a factor of a thousand, I should think.

I'm currently working, so while I'm at a computer I can switch between earning a good living and laughing at you. I suspect most posts from everyone else on this subject do not fall into that category.

So all you've proved really is "make b3ta aware I've not got a life".
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 20:41, closed)

working leering at Janet from accounts and rubbing my erection on my desk
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:22, closed)

Ah come on.
Surely of the hundred thousand registered users there's just one who will defend the creepy workplace perv.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:27, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/trapped/post2227819
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:38, closed)

RabidRodent has presumably flounced off to pastures greener.

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:45, closed)

I DO NOT WORK IN ACCOUNTS

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:57, closed)

Nobody works in accounts.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:28, closed)

Never understood the "I frequent this website but
If you come on it more than me you're a cunt." argument.
Seems to be a common defence on here, and if I may say so, an extremely sloppy one.
Perhaps we should just memeify it and be done.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 21:36, closed)

Doesn't look like you understand much at all, does it.
I wasn't the one that brought stats up. I was accused of spending more time on this thread than anyone. Just pointing out this isn't my life, like some people here.
When they start saying they've got 50 Facebook friends from on here, you know who the real ones that are getting upset are. I know no-one here, and have nothing at all to lose whatever. Unlike some I could mention...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 0:20, closed)

Quick, post another rambling essay about how you're not upset and are so much better than everyone else.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:06, closed)

It appears that you are unable to answer a post without
resorting to personal insults and blaming others for your behaviour so this ends my dialogue with you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:08, closed)

You're very sexy when you're all masterful and mature.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:36, closed)

I'd love to just take the piss but I don't know how.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:40, closed)

Funnily enough
I was going to say the same about you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:12, closed)

NO I WAS
AND YOU NEVER
(Eukanuba, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 21:48, closed)

Ha!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 21:58, closed)

abloo bloo bloo i'm allowed on the internet and you're not.
jog on, you spastic. the sunshine coach is waiting.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:58, closed)

Ahhh, you sound a tad upset
Couldn't you come up with something amusing instead of that?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 8:05, closed)

OH ZINGER

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:00, closed)

OH ORIGINAL

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:54, closed)

You're so not upset that you're continuing this two days later.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:27, closed)

We're now at 86% Fairholme and rising.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:26, closed)

Wow. Topped your IQ then I see.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:54, closed)

"your"
At least you'll come away from this with a slightly better grasp of English. Even if it costs you every last shred of dignity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 21:34, closed)

Down to typo corrections, eh?
I like to know how you think an anonymous poster has 'dignity' to lose. It's just a web site to post to with a random username. I can forget about you just by looking away from the screen.

The only one to lose any dignity is the poster that knows other people on this site IRL.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:08, closed)

Except everybody else here thinks you're a tragic office perv who's upset on the internet.
Not a single white knight has leapt to your defence. Even Rob Fairholme won occasional sympathy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:19, closed)

Judging me by your standards, I see
I don't need acceptance here. Sounds like it's an important part of life on here for you though. Having a family and proper friends means I don't need this site like you do.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:24, closed)

But you do need to get your kicks sniffing after the girls at work in confined spaces.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:32, closed)

Your words, not mine
Although you admit to getting your kicks from teasing internet virgins...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:03, closed)

"Having timed my perv correctly"
Your words, Lift Perv.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 7:31, closed)

And you're so sad
For continuing it too I see.
Get a life. Really.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:53, closed)

He's a good 60% angry Perth fatboy.
Another push and he could go Full Fairholme.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:46, closed)

Are you attempting to goad someone into going Full Felchmoan?
Sounds like entrapment to me.
( .Yeti., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:55, closed)

alright Gnostic Yeti

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:57, closed)

Guten Abend, Herr Feldmarschall

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:06, closed)

He's not exactly taken much goading.
I've had quite a busy day. The poor feck has done most of this to himself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 19:00, closed)

Now, now
This is all a good laugh to me, but comparing someone to that Ozzie twunt is going a bit far. I'm sure you're the reason he had a 44,000 gallon swimming pool of salty tears.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:55, closed)