well, i've never seen anyone in a pub looking lost and sipping half a lemonade
I think you might need to try a better (or perhaps worse) class of pub.

then smash it up with a Honda accord, fuck a supermodel on the rubble, take MASSIVE DRUGZ off her quivering arse, and report back to the class.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:34, 1 reply)

You've never been in a pub on a holiday when the once-a-year dreary folk come out to play?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:48, closed)

no
they're usually booze sozzled tramps. and they're there every day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:52, closed)

classy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:39, closed)

Get a room, you two!

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:05, closed)

You know the pub only put that mirror up for your benefit, right?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 17:21, closed)

I try to avoid pubs with too many mirrors
I get randy after a few shandies and try to get off with myself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)

The ultimate in rejection
is when you do "get off with yourself" and your hand goes to sleep
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)