yes, 'double doors', required for 'double size' people

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:36, 1 reply)

'fun size'

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:44, closed)

There's nowt fun about removing a wall and hiring a crane.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:55, closed)

twatting a wall to bits with a hammer is very fun, though

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:07, closed)

Or with a wrecking ball, suspended from the end of a crane.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:09, closed)

^angry at the bathroom mirror^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:14, closed)

how can i be angry at you when you keep making me laugh?
you're a cunt, shambo :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:22, closed)

Nobody can ever remain angry at me. I am totes adorbs.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:29, closed)

but still a cunt, right?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:42, closed)

a totes adorbs cunt

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:08, closed)

fair enough
like a bastard with a vajazzle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:09, closed)

I'm going to say this right now.
If Shambles isn't having 'like a bastard with a vajazzle' for a sig, I AM.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:39, closed)

Get a room you three.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:59, closed)

^well jelly^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:03, closed)

Course I'm well jell.
I can't have been the only one to notice that her initials are S&M.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:45, closed)

In her case though it means Sausage and Mash.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:21, closed)

aaaannd
that's coffee out of nose time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:09, closed)

While we're on the subject of sigs
There is something quite pleasing about the word 'squally'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:24, closed)

Ta. There's worse things to be than a shipping forecast.
I've always liked their vocabulary.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:43, closed)