Foreign facilities.
I may once, out of sheer curiosity, have used a french bog. Unfortunately I didn't realise that the squat was supposed to be taken low to the hole, rather than in some sort of teeing off at golf pose.

It didn't end well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:04, 11 replies)

In the shoe?

(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:11, closed)

Unexpected diahorrea?

( Muns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:31, closed)

You should have gone native
and just used the side of a building.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41, closed)

Splendid stuff.
As a fresh faced teenager catching a connecting flight via Paris I entered the lav was baffled by the hole in the ground and assumed it was out of order. Investigated a few more cubilces and decided to wait until I could go on the plane.
( Pig Bodine., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 14:41, closed)

Chinese public bogs are like that.
No cubicle doors or owt either. Anyone could walk past and catch you crimping one off in full view of everyone.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 15:08, closed)

Yup
I was having a piss in some public bogs in France when a woman walked in and stood right next to me with her little boy and held him steady while he pissed.
This alone I found a bit odd but the clincher was when she turned to me, nodded and politely said "bonjour" as I pissed.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:57, closed)

The proper response in that case
would be "Comment ca va, lavage mon prepuce"
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 1:40, closed)

It was the first time I used a French toilet that I realised we hadn't done the frogs any favours when we took on the dirty Hun for them.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:00, closed)

Teeing off at golf?
Head down, left arm straight, eye on the ball. Oh, and keep your head still.
(uncle_bud is not the jelly roll king., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 20:50, closed)

Japanese toilets are worse, so I've read.
Trousers round your ankles and then squat over a hole and hope that 1: your shit doesn't end up falling half in your pants and 2: your straining thighs don't give way, dropping you right in it
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 9:38, closed)

Eh?
Japan has the best bogs in the world.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 17:38, closed)