Real life Trolling
I'm regarded as something of a troll in the road in which I live by the 'youths' that frequent the area on their way to under-age drinking or window smashing, whatever it is that the troglodytes 'round here do for 'fun'. Anyway, this reputation has arisen from a long-standing attitude of 'not taking any nonsense'. The latest example of which occurred when, after walking my dogs a group of young mouth breathers asked me "Do those dogs bite?", not wishing to engage in conversation I went for a curt "Yeah." The little bum stain decided bravado was called for. "Well, if those dogs bite me I'll snap its fuggin' neck!"

This did not sit well with me.

I stopped suddenly and turned slowly toward him, glaring. Any semblance of bravery evaporated and he blurted out a quick "Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry!" as he darted over a nearby wall. "Yeah, you should be." I replied and walked off.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:06, 6 replies)

Are you Vinnie Jones?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:11, closed)

No.
But I wouldn't mind his money
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:13, closed)

If you had his money
He would come looking for it surely?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15, closed)

He'd
just set the dogs on him if he did.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, closed)

Maybe,
but then I'd get into my Honda Accord etc. etc. something about Mr. T.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:27, closed)

.
glaring with my cock in my hand.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:30, closed)