Super-Troll (Happy with that, Lee Barnett?)
I think the easiest place to troll in the world has to be at any comic books forum.

Just pop in as a newbie and innocently say either 'Barry Allen is infinitely superior to Wally West' or 'Kyle Rainer is not a Green Lantern'. I have read through threads on Comic Bloc that look like full on mental breakdowns going on over things as trivial as what shade of blue The Blue Beetle should be. But for the most fun of all, just go to the DC Message boards and start an 'Avengers are better than The Justice League' thread or similar.

I have had sex in my life, I promise.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:44, 9 replies)

There have been pages and pages of uproar
in the Doctor Who Classic Merchandise forum recently over how long the scarf should be on a figure of Tom Baker. There have been letters of complaint etc. I wish I was joking.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:51, closed)

That is fantastic

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:54, closed)

Anyway
everyone knows it should be to just below his knees.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:55, closed)

Obviously!
:)
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:58, closed)

I don't know,
it sounds a bit short to me. I'd have said just above his turn-ups.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:18, closed)

What
so he could trip over it when running away from Daleks? Think it through man, think it through...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:25, closed)

Next time you pass a Games Workshop
pop in and ask them about the Squats
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:50, closed)

Or
Chaos dwarfs
(Buftoon posted this on, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

I have no idea what that means
But I work almost directly above the one on York Road, so that's my lunchtime tomorrow sorted.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

When I worked
at GW we wound some kids up that there was going to be model of The Emperor in his Golden Throne.
(kitescreech still here, Sun 22 May 2011, 11:27, closed)