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Are you a troll? Ever been trolled? Ever pwn3d a troll with your 1337 intarnet sk1llz? Or do you live under a bridge and eat goats? Tell us your trolly stories, both from the web and from real life

Thanks to The Hedgehog From Hell for the suggestion

(, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:49)
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Harley Davidson riders
are good targets.

They are always hugely proud of their shitty slow noisy crapheaps. Any criticism will send them into an immediate frothy rage. It is also well worth the trouble of pointing out to them, when they get too pompous about how much a Harley costs, that a good midrange Harley costs about the same as a base model Ford Focus.

Oh, and Linux users can be provoked into an excellent nerd-fury without too much effort.
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:29, 12 replies)
How very dare you.
I'll have you know 80% of Harleys ever built are still out on the road.








The other 20% made it home.
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:33, closed)
Once..
Whilst marshalling at a bike rally at Peterborough showground. I witnessed the Harley Owners club from Brighton ride in their 4x4 cars behind two trailers full of bikes to the bottom of the campsite. They all got out of their cars, collected their bikes from the trailers and rode them up the field, for the edification of the rest of us (keen owners of ratty japanese/british/handbuild miscellany) They're funny...
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:38, closed)
As The Furry Dinosaur once said on /talk.
'Did you know that Ubuntu is Swahili for 'no girlfriend"?
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:43, closed)
Quoting others again AB.... I am disappoint
& from your stomping ground no less. With no link!!! FFS.

Linux dell 2.6.35-28-generic-pae #50-Ubuntu SMP Fri Mar 18 20:43:15 UTC 2011 i686 GNU/Linux
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 20:18, closed)
I can only read this as an agreement with AB's premise.
With the rider that 'i686' is presumably a mis-spelling of 'im-l-it-r8'.
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 21:26, closed)
/\ funny that miss spelling illiteraate cos i are wun /\

(, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:32, closed)
You run Linux on a Dell?
Pffft... n00b
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 0:11, closed)
Well yes
it's a little 1 I built up as a proof of concept and now as a backup - servers mobo died last week & money,time,cbf haven't yet sorted me a new mobo, processor and ram :(
Ticks along nicely thankyou.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 9:05, closed)
Haha, neither of you have girlfriends.

(, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:40, closed)
No, I have a wife
The mail-order service was very good, thanks. They only took the one kidney, which was very kind of them...
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, closed)
It could be true..
I do remember that "Amiga" is Spanish for "Girlfriend" though..
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 22:39, closed)
i spluffed all over
your amiga
(, Fri 20 May 2011, 23:00, closed)

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