Trolling fun is to be had by taking your children to the pub, and sitting in the garden.
Maximise the effect when people arrive and sit at the table next to you and spark up cigarettes, by requesting that they put their cigarettes out, as you don't want your children breathing in their filthy smoke.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:16, 11 replies)

This sounds a lot like being a bit of a prat
and not a lot like trolling.

Keep bringing in your failures though, cracking read.
( WormuIus, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:40, closed)

Yeah...
If people complain about your kids making noise that's one thing...but deliberately pissing people off? In front of your children? When there's alcohol in the vicinity? Not smart....
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:11, closed)

Kids should not be in the pub.
The end.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:48, closed)

Then why take them?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:18, closed)

[facepalm]

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:29, closed)

oh, you're being ironic...very clever

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

You have never done this.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:49, closed)

No.
Because I don't have kids.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:11, closed)

I'm just commenting
so that you know there is a least one person out here who read that the way you intended it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, closed)

two people
.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:01, closed)

I foolishly assumed it was true, but as a kind of social experiment to see if you could get somebody to conform to an unreasonable standard by gently implying that it would be rude not to. However, I probably thought this because that kind of thing fascinates me.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:31, closed)