You're tedious and unfunny
Frankly, I'd sooner be gay than you
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:28, 1 reply)

Cheer up.
There's a new episode of Stewart Lee on catch up, which is hilarious.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:46, closed)

Yeah, I saw it, it was and yet you're still tedious and unfunny. Congrats on recognising what funny is though, maybe in future you should pause and ask yourself

"would Stewart Lee post anything quite this shit?"

before posting.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:01, closed)

You might like to ask yourself a similar question.
But replace "Stewart Lee" with "anyone with any form of self-respect".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:09, closed)

See, that's another occasion where you would have benefitted from following that piece of advice.

And also another example of what you're doing wrong: which is grimly trying to follow up someone else's post with a shitty imitation of someone else's initial idea. It's not that I'm saying that you can't be original, I'm saying you're just a really, really shitty plagiarist.

Oh, and an attention whore.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:13, closed)

And that you love me yes, yes - I know and I'm very touched
But I am taken, I'm afraid.

Why not simply put me on ignore if you feel so strongly about me?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Nice to see the Narcissistic Personality Disorder issues haven't diminished any.

"Why not simply put me on ignore if you feel so strongly about me?"

*looks at qotw*
*licks finger*
*scribes a 1 in the air*
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:19, closed)

Erm ... OK ....
But anyway, if you were as awesome as I am you'd be be a narcissist too.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:26, closed)

Didn't I just warn you about making shitty riffs using what the previous poster before has said?

Failed the Stewart Lee test twice in 10 mins. You really don't have a fucking clue do you?
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:31, closed)

"Warn" me?!
Hahahahaha

You are Chuck Norris AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:39, closed)

"You are Chuck Norris AICMFP."

God, you're so funny. I wish I was as funny as you. If I were as funny as you I'd totally own YouTube video comment boards and 14 year old American WOW players.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, closed)

I'm going to tell you now
I really don't think you have much chance of convincing him of his innate inferiority.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 23 May 2011, 23:39, closed)

Well, if I keep it up it might work like exposure therapy for him.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Tue 24 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Is this the Stewart Lee that repeats each joke about 5 fucking times in an attempt to be funny?
Surely that means he fails his own test? And that you're a moron for finding him funny
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:25, closed)

Stewart Lee is hilarious
In the same way Milli Vanilli were excellent musicians.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, closed)

Fucking hell!
I've never seen someone lip-sync a standup performance before -- does anyone know who is really telling the jokes?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:54, closed)

jokes?
Repeating the same thing over and over in a quiet voice isn't funny
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:18, closed)