Chicken Milking Kit
This is my first post, so be gentle! ;-)

My Uncle Troy is truely a legendary man. There are many stories that I have of him, but this one I think is the closest to trolling I can think of.

A year ago, my uncle was in his local pub helping the landlord to pipe in some (I suspect illegal) sport channels. Whilst they were moving things around the landlord found something my uncle had made in order to wind up one of the (rather dim) barmaids... a Chicken Milking Kit. Overjoyed with this, my uncle decided the only thing that should be done with this was to sell it on e-bay...

For Sale: 1 "used" Chicken Milking Kit
Price £0.99
Description: Due to the recent down turn in the economy, my family owned business that supplies Chicken Milk is being closed down. As a company we have sold many products made from the purest chicken milk, from cheese to yogurt and everything in beween.

(there is a bit more history on the business and how to milk a chicken but cannot remember it all!)

It ends with:- So I hope that you will endevour to keep this dying trade alive, and purchase this kit. However, a particularly feisty chicken did cause the breakage of the milking stool that was previously a part of this kit - apologies.

I managed to get a picture of this wonderful kit before it was taken down from e-bay, and it gives me great pleasure to talk to people about the kit... and how many actually think you can milk a chicken!

This is the link to the picture of the kit :-)
i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd460/Cydonija/chickenmilkingkit.jpg
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:59, 3 replies)

POIDH

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:03, closed)

they made a film of it
www.imdb.com/title/tt0390262/
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:32, closed)

You CAN milk a chicken
but's it's easier to milk a cock....
(Bushcricket, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, closed)

offers cock for the milking of

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, closed)

404

(Bushcricket, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, closed)

999

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, closed)

112

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 26 May 2011, 12:06, closed)

Link is up, picture of the kit only, didn't think to screen shot the page (it's gone now)

(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:11, closed)