Is there a limit on twattishness?
Where to begin?

Hmmm... Let's see:

Point the first: Girlfriend of 14 months breaking up with me using a clichéd line (15-love)

Me being gentlemanly and dignified, accepting all reasoning: cool (15-all)

Me going to drown my sorrows at local metal club and seeing extremely recent ex with her hand down Hunky Metal Band Dude's pants: 30-15

Going for a negativity-filled piss, bumping into extremely hot horny American exchange student, buying her a drink and dancing dubsteep manoeuvers with her: 30-all

Taking aforementioned US student home, rogering her senseless and posting 'post-fuckage' naked photos on cheating ex's wall: GAME, SET AND MATCH :D

tl;dr: got dumped, got jealous, fucked.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:33, 14 replies)

"...posting 'post-fuckage' naked photos on cheating ex's wall"
...yes, that does indeed make you a twat.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 2:46, closed)

A+++++ poster, would agree with again.

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 6:56, closed)

^this^

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:26, closed)

^that^

( Pig Bodine., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:02, closed)

"Cheating ex"
it's not really cheating once you've broken up.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:15, closed)

^What fatgirl said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, closed)

And ...
You went from 30-all to game, set and match.

With nary a joke involving the word "Deuce".
( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 7:32, closed)

I was wondering what he did with his 'Love-Deuce'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:07, closed)

And this, ladies and gents,
Is why I shouldn't be allowed alcohol - because it makes me incoherent.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:39, closed)

You danced to dupstep?
Twat.

:-D
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:09, closed)

May I re-iterate:
I was sozzled :)
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:09, closed)

Oh man. You sure had the last laugh there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:25, closed)

...posting 'post-fuckage' naked photos on cheating ex's wall....
nope, proof needed or IDH
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, closed)

this is discusting
If someone posted naked photos of me on someones wall as revenge id rip their fucking nads of.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 0:18, closed)