"Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things."
1/ Twats posting twattish questions on an increasingly shrinking and irrelevant mongboard which used to be ok[ish] back before said twat was born.

2/ Twats responding to twattish questions.

3/ Twats responding to 2/

4/ This question is now closed, you twats.
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:53, 30 replies)

3b/ Twats posting "/talk, nuff said LOL!"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05, closed)

And shit replies with that oh so funny /talk humour.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:21, closed)

You forgot
"LOL!"
lol
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:18, closed)

Does your post count as 2/ ?

( 4Q just lurking, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 4:59, closed)

There goes 3/.
Again.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 5:52, closed)

Yes, yes it does !

(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:46, closed)

you forgot number 4....
Where utter twats climb up their own arse, trying to take what they assume to be the high ground, but actually, making themselves look like minge stains, and failing to understand:

4a - if you don't like it here you can fuck off
and
4b - you're a joyless cunt
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 8:32, closed)

^^What Ladyboy said^^
If you don't like it, fuck off back to lurking you retard, it is the only thing you seem to be good at apart from shit posts and boning your mum while waiting for the community nurse to arrive.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 9:13, closed)

You did forget the almost long forgotten
5/ Fuck off back to 4chan/mumsnet.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:19, closed)

Fucking hell
It's like the mid 90's but with less page counts and less insulting insults. You know, when you lot were still shitting your nappies ...
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:44, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:01, closed)

Cheers.
Grandad.
Oh & looking at your profile -
Profile for sham-il-eer-tak-tak:

* a member for 7 years, 1 month and 10 days
Which part of 2005/90's was that then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 11:14, closed)

A member for 3 years, 2 months and 26 days ..
.. does 1337 hax0r skills and discovers the join date of login, thinks teh interwebs was invented 04/5

Well done ..

Go to the top of the class and sharpen all of the rubbers*

*erasers for the merkin audience
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:52, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 18:39, closed)

So your username prior to 2005 was?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:55, closed)

This
www.b3ta.com/questions/twattery/post1587689
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:00, closed)

Being an internet OG holds no actual cachet on the streets, or da str33tz0rs, or whatever the kids are calling them nowadays. All it means is you're a slightly older, fatter, and balder version of the nerds you're heroically failing to patronise.

Also, you appear to be a cunt. Please relurk.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:00, closed)

I think I love you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:14, closed)

Philia, eros, or agape? I'm cool with philia. Eros, not so much. And agape just makes me think of goatse. Not that I don't anyway.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:33, closed)

Philia'll do.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:35, closed)

*manly handshake*
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:37, closed)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06, closed)

By your mother.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:42, closed)

That's what she said.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:51, closed)

Ironically, this is probably the twattiest answer of the week.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 12:00, closed)

Thanks, the bar is set so low these days ....
and unless you joined when you were 16 you have no place here amongst these children unless, of course, you're grooming.
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 13:56, closed)

7 years? Piss off n00b.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15, closed)

You tell him linkbitch.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, closed)

What? Did riverghost's Japanese girl get to you?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:57, closed)

Riverghost probably fucked his dog.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:42, closed)