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Nigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats

(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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People who stop and have a good look around as soon as they step off an escalator.

People who don't indicate properly on roundabouts.

The mate of a mate of mine who got convicted for two very violent rapes and trafficking underage girls for older blokes to have sex with.

The knobhead Chelsea fans who refused to observe the minute's silence before Sunday's FA Cup Semi-Final.

People who refuse to live and let live when it comes to religion. In my experience, the atheists are worse than born-again types for this.

People who don't park straight in spaces in carparks.

People who walk along side their trolleys in supermarkets, instead of pushing them from behind.

People who can't chuck rubbish in bins and decide just to drop it wherever they are stood / walking. See also: people who don't clear up after their dogs.

ACAB types.

Those mental "My team is the best, your team is shit. This is the truth, I won't hear any different" football fans.

Racists.

The Welsh.

Anyone who participated in last summer's riots.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49, 19 replies)
You forgot
People who use semi-colons instead of apostrophes whilst punctuating their posts.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53, closed)
Most
people don't know how to use apostrophe's at all.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:00, closed)
I have no idea what you are talking about
*ahem*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:03, closed)
Without wishing to get too deep into the black hole that is football fandom..
it isn't just those Chelsea fans but pretty much some muppets for every club (incuding my own) depending on who is doing the commemorating, and yes that includes Liverpool fans who seem to have conveniently short memories for being disgustingly abusive towards other teams' tragedies.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:16, closed)
Have to agree with you on that
I've always hated chants and songs about stuff like the Munich disaster. I was particularly annoyed a few years ago when Alan Smith broke his leg at Anfield and a sections of the crowd were singing "Jooooohn Arne Riise! I wanna no-wo-wo, did you beak his leg?"

Never known Liverpool fans to not observe a minute;s silence though. The was one at a derby match a few seasons back, but that was Everton fans.

And it wasn't just for the Hillsborough anniversary, it was also for the memory of Piermario Morosini, who died during a Srie B game the day before. He was only 26.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:27, closed)
Why give a toss about a footballer who you'd never heard of playing for a team that you know nothing about, OMG it's such a tragedy
Fucking griefriding that's all you scousers know about. Always the victim, it's never your fault. Nobody gives a shite over Hillsborough, but you'll still be crying into your scarves about it in twenty years time. Bore off.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:33, closed)
What's the difference between a tragedy and a cow?
1/Scousers don't know how to milk a cow and even if they recognised a cow they couldn't milk it for forty years.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:50, closed)
Were
you one of ones attacking the ambulance and attempting to turn it over?

Or perhaps you were shitting in a paper cup and throwing at the away end supporters?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:34, closed)
What was the minute's silence for?
Was it Heysel?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:19, closed)
I hate it when people
don't park straight in spacs
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:19, closed)

stuj is welsh and he is a nice person
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:13, closed)
Proves I'm right
It's taken this long for someone to stick up for the Welsh.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:54, closed)
Can you add "lol xenophobes" to the list please.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:05, closed)
Racists and the Welsh?
I think you may be using the "Suarez Paradox"*.



* "Suarez paradox" and all associated rights and merchandising is a trademark of Magic the Cat International Plc purveyors of fine wines and furballs.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:35, closed)
Well I think Pavlov's Frog got there first
2nd one down: relay.cr3ation.co.uk/questions/peeves/
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:38, closed)
Welsh?
What have I ever done to you??

It was when you were 6 wasn't it? I didn't mean to blow up your cat with the bicycle pump, but my knee slipped.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, closed)
The Welsh should be pitied, not condemned.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:43, closed)
Just like avocados.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26, closed)
>People who refuse to live and let live when it comes to religion. In my experience, the atheists are worse than born-again types for this.
Funny - as an atheist all I ever seem to get is god botherers wanting me to 'see the light' and 'accept Jesus as my personal saviour'. I don't go knocking on peoples doors trying to flog my lack of belief. I don't stand on street corners preaching to the theists. Sure I'll stand up and be counted at reason rallies and the like but I don't picket churches, no matter how fundamental they are or how wrong I think they are.

I don't have a problem with people having faith just as long as they don't preach to me for not having it and I certainly don't know of any atheists who preach like you seem to think we do. Just because we chose to listen to fact and science as opposed to ancient texts and like to think and question things - well that is a lifestyle - not a form of preaching. I just think in all honestly you just wanted to get a cheap dig in - well your call.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:10, closed)
^this

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, closed)
"we"?
I notice you've immediately assumed that, because I said I've found atheists to be worse than most when it comes to intolerance of other people's beliefs, that I am, in some way religious? Well I'm not, I'm firmly in the "atheist" camp, I just don't ever feel the need to "educate" others as to why they might be wrong, in my optinion. Which, by the way, you've kinda done yourself in your reply.

In my experience, the pervading attitude of those who choose to believe in one religion or another is "well, that's your choice" when someone says they have a different opinion on the mattter. However, I know many vocal atheists who feel the need to point out that people who disagree with them are wrong at every opportunity, normally by implying that they don't question things, don't think about their beliefs or are somehow anti-fact and anti-science. Talk about your cheap digs...

As for knocking on doors, I don't see any difference between that a chugger knocking on my door - they're both doing something they believe in. They also both get the same answer: a polite "no" and a closed door.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:47, closed)

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