
Dr Skagra asks: Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us of your UFO sightings: You know - how you once saw a helicopter, thought it was an alien invasion and soiled your trousers.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 15:24)
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They chose my question!
That makes my exile on this puny planet just that little smidge more bearable.
You may be disappointed, elated, or indifferent to hear that I will not be posting any stories this week. You see, there's no such thing as 'alien life' to one such as I. It's all just - life.
I will, however, enjoy reading all YOUR stories!
I may even be able to offer advice and guidance to those who need it, or who need not for it not.
*Grabs, as they say, POPCORN!*
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 17:45, 8 replies)

You are doing a very good job of hiding in obscurity.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 18:40, closed)

can't you read?
There's no such thing, it's all life.
By YOUR standards I am an alien, but not mine.
And I am not hiding, I am stranded; though this planet IS obscure, I'll give you that.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 19:08, closed)

an attention seeking one but, still a dickhead.
( , Thu 1 May 2014, 22:05, closed)

and this'll come as a shock to you - is that if you don't want to read someone's posts, you don't have to.
Honestly. You don't. Insane, isn't it?
( , Fri 2 May 2014, 8:41, closed)
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