UnemployedI was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."
You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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In the job centreI went through the humiliation of signing up for Jobseekers allowance (basically fuck all). After the patronising cunt went through the tedious questions she reaches down and picks up a big padded envelope and passes it over to me.
"What's this?" I ask, tearing it open to find a polyester lime green shell suit, a big fake gold medallion from Elizabeth Duke, and a packet of Royals cigarettes.
"You're on the dole now," said the woman. "This is your uniform."
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SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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HeeHeeHee:-)
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Ha! :DI was also expecting a black, permafro wig in your kit as well
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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HaHa!Nice!
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You forgotthe Burberry baseball cap.
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Complete and Utter Ball BagsHang your head in shame.
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