"You love Christopher Lee as a vampire so you like vampires and were wolves are cool as well"
Mate I paid real money to see twilight. I may never recover.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:35, 25 replies)

I bet you still never got laid.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:43, closed)

I feel for you. The last film I went to see was the tragic Alien prequel.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:49, closed)

I shouted "run sidewise you dumb bint" at that end bit with the rolling wheel thing
and got told to 'shush!' by a dullard

2 hours I'm not getting back :(
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:10, closed)

I liked the bits where they pissed all over the Alien mythology.
I particularly liked how they turned the excellent Geiger jockey character into a tall bloke with a pointless helmet on. Oh! And the sub-Tomb Raider hippy scientology/archeology bullshit. And the Hollywood cliché scientists.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:33, closed)

I liked the bit where they did away with script and continuity and it all ended up just
unimaginably bad.

Even the usually reasonable Aussie actor was terrible.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:35, closed)

It was actually worse than the Predator cross-overs
which is some sort of achievement.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:40, closed)

At least the Predator Vs. Aliens was total tongue in cheek escapism and would not fall foul of any
trades description act.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:23, closed)

The scientists pissed me off
I'm a scientist if I had a chance to examine the corpse of an alien I would probably forgo several meals/sleeps/wanks for the opportunity. What did they do in the film (when they had gone there presumably to do this kind of shit)? RUN AWAY!!!?? Then when he does meet a new and potentially dangerous alien species does he show any caution? no he acts like he's meeting a new puppy ....CUNTS


The abortinator(TM) scene was fun other than that I spent the whole film going "but......" "what......" "eh?"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:53, closed)

Gutted.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 23:58, closed)

Homo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 6:59, closed)

That franchise
has violated and besmirched the inherent cool of vampires and werewolves with all its shit writing and gratuitous faggotry.
( .Yeti., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:44, closed)

I like faggots.
I like to eat Brain's.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 11:59, closed)

Zombie faggots
Best of all the faggots.
( .Yeti., Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:15, closed)

all vampire mythology was draped in faggotry anyway

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:22, closed)

Oh man.
I hope you're not including Interview with a Vampire in that. There is definitely nothing homoerotic about any of Tom Cruise's films. Nuh-uh.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:11, closed)

True dat.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 8:24, closed)

yeah, Nosferatu was packed to the brim with subliminal homoeroticism

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:19, closed)

You would know.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 15:39, closed)