Unreasonable CrueltyFreddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
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not sure if this countsbut there was a very stupid boy in my class at school. I managed to sell him fuzzy little pussy willow catkin things as pets. I told him they were In the pupal stage and would soon emerge as poisonous fighting butterflies. when he came to me 2 weeks later to tell me nothing had happened, I told him they'd obviously died due to his mistreatment of them.
I did feel guilty watching the tears well up in the poor little fucker's eyes, but not for very long.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 18:58,
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I like thisMakes me want to have a power wank.
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*Rolls eyes*Here's the Executive Bathroom key then...
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Almost as disappointing as Sea Monkeys.(, Sat 20 Jul 2013, 21:00, closed)
I remember it very well, because.......not only did they later hatch out, but because Poisonous Fighting Butterflies (Lepidoptera arsenicia maximus) were previously unknown to the scientific world, I have not only become lauded world wide, I am also very rich, and have a number of very beautiful and talented ladies looking after my every desire. I also have a 9" cock.
Which is all very nice.
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You sad, lying, little cocked fuck.(, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:26, closed)
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