Anybody enjoying the cricket this morning?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:34, 34 replies)

What's cricket?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:35, closed)

I don't like cricket.
I love it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:39, closed)

What about reggae?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:02, closed)

Love reggae
but not cod reggae see also UBbloody40
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:19, closed)

what about rice & peas?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:20, closed)

omg i can't believe u sed dat iz racist

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:32, closed)

i was glancing through ot earlier and monty said "bog wog" which i thought was racist
and funny
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:41, closed)

Present Arms In Dub is a brilliant album.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:32, closed)

I have avoided all UB40
I'll give it a listen if it's shite I'll hunt you down superglue earbuds into your ear canals and play Justin Bieber on repeat for 48 hours or until your brain melts
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:43, closed)

i love it when you talk dirty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:47, closed)

People who dismiss UB40 as cod reggae because a couple of them are white
are the worst short of dipshit racists.

No offence, doc.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:13, closed)

I'm not dismissing UB40 as cod reggae because a couple of them are white
There is a pair of white Bristol lads called Dubkasm and fuck me sidewise with a warty carrot they make some great reggae. Also there is Prince Fatty he's white and makes some excellent riddims so no I'm not dismissing them for their whiteness I'm dismissing UB40 as cod reggae because they are a rubbish cod reggae band

Bland insipid boring reggae .....it's shite that's been pissed on

Listen to Augustus Pablo, Culture, Jimmy Cliff, Toots & the Maytals all of them knock UB40 into a cocked hat
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:11, closed)

Jimmy Cliff made one decent sound track lp and toured the same act for thirty years - I saw it five times. Pablo and King Tubby both rated UB40 highly. And the Maytals have gigged with them for years.

No offence, Doc. But dropping some googled reggae names here isn't going to persuade me that you're not a terrible white-hating racialist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:39, closed)

I didn't google the names

I just FUCKING HATE UB40 okay!!111!

they're cunts and your a cunt too and so is you mum and your dog


no offence

BTW seeing as you seem to like the riddims have a listen to Dubkasm they'er eversogood ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:47, closed)

Ali Campbell's dad once bought me a beer so I'm probably biased.
I'm very cheaply bought.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:55, closed)

Ian Campbell seemed like one of the good guys.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 16:07, closed)

Alistair Campbell's my fave.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 16:09, closed)

Which one made the soup?
He's my favourite.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:00, closed)

Shit it.
I hadn't even read that he'd died.

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:02, closed)

Listen to Present Arms In Dub
And get back to me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 16:10, closed)

Okay I have been I'll
the duckling brought home a nasty pukeyshitter bug which she kindly shared with me. Now I have finished throwing up and doing an impression of a rusty watertank emptying I can admit I was wrong.

UB40 have made a few cracking reggae albums that avoided because of their woeful chart garbage (I also grabbed a dancehall one that didn't disappoint and one called Baggariddim which has some good tracks on it) so sorry humble pie eaten so long as it's a bit bland as I'm not on proper solid food yet
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:50, closed)

Hey, this is the internet.
You're not allowed to concede.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:18, closed)

I'm a reble without a clue
and I don't play by your rules buster

Just keep that fucking duet with wossername from the pretenders away from me okay or I may puke again
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:27, closed)

^ This ^
But you're welcome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

Alright Dr.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:45, closed)

What's up, Doc?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:14, closed)

in the next test stuart broad is going to smash his own wicket in with his bat
then claim brad haddin did it
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 12:59, closed)

The words "cricket" and "enjoying' don't really belong in the same sentence.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:06, closed)

When I was a student
I briefly shared a house with a massive cricket fan. I spent a pleasant afternoon watching the cricket whist enjoying the benefits of regular hot knives of Afghan black. Perfect state of mind for test cricket...spannered.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:27, closed)

This would have been just as much fun without the cricket though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:44, closed)

staring into a bucket of piss
would have been just as entertaining ...probably
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 15:12, closed)

going to a test match at Lords is the best waste of a day there is.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:13, closed)

To paraphrase Ted Cunterblast
The Australians aren't much good at cricket.

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:51, closed)

I expect people who like cricket are
Good for them I say
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:14, closed)