Useless adviceAs a new parent, people seem to think it's OK to pass on any and every old wives tale possible. "Don't hug him too much". What? Quite what possesses people to pass on baseless, idiotic, useless advice I don't know.
That said, I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
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chthonic, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:29)
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"Smile, it might never happen"I was in a foul mood and was considering killing someone ... when a Christian said "Smile, it might never happen." I leaped up and battered him unconscious with a frying pan I just happened to have bought.
"Too late. It's just happened!" said I. And smiled.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 13:27, Reply)
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