People who say "Just saying, like"
You're almost as bad as the "no offence" cunts.

Except the worst thing is, I can't even work out what the fuck it means...

Just saying, like.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 16:21, 19 replies)

Try not to get too worked up about these things MrOli
It just means that you're a cunt.
But then that was a known anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:24, closed)

2/10 must try harder.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 28 Dec 2010, 12:29, closed)

Agreed, very poo-er.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 13:26, closed)

I see that my comment has been preying on your mind for over three hours, and then you come back with this
For fucks sake man buck your ideas up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 14:44, closed)

There are rules about lateness of reply posting?
I never knew.

And yet you were still watching the thread, desperate to dispense your own flavour of Internet Justice two days later?

Methinks you need some fresh air, Mr McSpory. Have you considered leaving your house for a bit, perhaps making some friends in the real world? Or is the acne still playing up?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:26, closed)

Good bit of internet fiction and smugness here, well played.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:48, closed)

I suspect you may be on your own (again) there, Rory,
as I'm only usually cunty on a regular basis to your good self.

Glad to know I'm doing such a good job.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:19, closed)

Fuck off
Just saying, like.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:07, closed)

See? What does this even mean?
Should I fuck off but be happy that you just said it and didn't mean it? Did you mean it but it's so natural that there's no offence to be taken? Should I not be upset because you didn't mean it? Is it some kind of Tourette's disorder and you couldn't help it, so it's just an excuse about why it was said?

How does this work?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:11, closed)

At the end of the day it is what it is
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:35, closed)

Oh, yes, I agree
110% but fair play to him...know what I mean.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:47, closed)

Oh, erm, totally with you...at the end of the day, loike...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:13, closed)

terrible bullying of the lovely car-dweller mongychops
(the 'no offence' bit I mean)
( spesh., Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:57, closed)

a recent text my grandson sent to his girlfriend
"Oi you fuck off lol"
(sabre61, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 7:57, closed)

What a lovely chap.
And how did she take it?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:13, closed)

I'm not trying to be funny....
is a useful indicator that one is talking to a grade 1 copper bottomed fuckwit.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 28 Dec 2010, 9:04, closed)

Ha, oh yes.
You're usually left wondering what bit might otherwise have been funny if you hadn't been warned...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:15, closed)

like what?
I don't understand it much myself so I just stand there waiting for them to carry on yammering innit.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:09, closed)

A good reversal of this is to preface an innocuous sentence with "I'm not being racist, but..."
For instance, "I'm not being racist, but can you pass the salt?"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:49, closed)