Hellooooo!!!!
I'm from Wootton Bassett. Nice to meet you all!!

Just thought I'd point out. All the people you see on the streets of my home town are in fact out-of-towners. Weirdo tourists come here just to say they were here. Along with all the families and friends of the fellars in the boxes. What started out as a quiet dignified, vigil held by the local Royal British Legion, has snowballed into this ugly media curcus. Sorry about that, but it really isn't the people of my home town. We can't stand all this. Not even the old boys of the RBL do it now. Other ones from al over the country take it in turns. We don't want it anymore and have petitioned for the route to go elsewhere, but alas, you the good people of britain won't allow it.

Just so you know like.

BYEEEEE!!!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 13:04, 2 replies)

You are worse than Hitler

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 13:21, closed)

LOL i thought as much
i suggest that to redress the balance you might start doing some parades for all the heroic people who die deep sea fishing to bring us our fish fingers and Admiral's pies....that's a more dangerous industry, and less of a political nightmare




or perhaps fire fighters
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 13:23, closed)

Fire fighters
is a far worthier cause IMO as they're here saving lives here rather than being ordered abroad to, erm, well I don't know TBH.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:59, closed)

And
I hate fish.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:35, closed)

Oooh... I love fish.
And I love fishing. And fishermen. And I do feel sad when my own kind die just to get a bit of hallibut on my plate. I'll put it to the local council that they somehow drive the funereral cars of died-at-sea fishermen though the town. We'd go out and line the streets for those fellars. We'll leave the squaddies to the not-so-local muppets.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 19:25, closed)

Ok i shall leave that to you to organise then
i have decided to support the window cleaners. Apparently that's an extremely high risk industry too. I think we should all support the bringers of light to our darkened living rooms...even if a few of them may be a bit on the pervy side 0.0
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 6:05, closed)

Blessed are the
window cleaners!

They give without thought, so that we can . . . er . . . see out of the window.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:25, closed)