My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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quite a common one I thinkhappened to a guy from my old school. Woke up one morning feeling the urge, so had a quiet under the covers knuckle shuffle. Feeling pleased with himself he rolled over; but he heard a noise. His door shutting. On his bedside table there was a steaming cup of tea.
His mum had come in, seen him at it, put the tea down and fled the scene.
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jme, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:35,
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