My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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i'm at unia couple of months ago i thought i'd play a prank on this easily stressed member of the corridor by hiding in his bed and surprising him a few minutes after.
so i climb in and he comes in a few minutes later and sits at his laptop. after a couple of mins i jump out 'boo!' and see porn of his computer and hands ready to bash one off.
he didn't find it as funny as me, i should have really stayed a couple of mins more to catch him at finishing point.
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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:54,
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