My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Embarrassment Factor 20My g/f's mum only worked part-time and me & the g/f decided one afternoon, when we knew her mum would be home, to pop in unannounced for a lunchtime cuppa.
As soon as we were through the door, I excused myself for a jimmy. Imagine the blend of shock/horror whilst pointing percy at the porcelain to espy an enormous, slighlty veinous, electric pleasuring stick on the bathroom shelf. A device that had only minutes previously been vibrating in parts of the mother-in-law that you would feel happier not believing existed...
I've spent many years trying to get THAT mental image out of my head...
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:12,
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