My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Not me but...A friend of a friend (no really; he has a name and I met him) got caught wanking over Question of Sport by his brother.
Another mate claimed he came home drunk, started watching porn, fell asleep halfway through and was woken by his Mum but I don't believe him.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:16, Reply)
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